I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
Can we go to Home Depot next week? Drunk Kim broke my toilet with a hammer.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
No, man, we stole the housekeeper's key and we're just going room to room raiding mini fridges. Hurry
Logan has the vodka and snickers. We're making a run for it. Room 302
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
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