is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
i just fell asleep masturbating. I'm no longer surprised i'm single. I can't even pleasure myself.
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
Randomize
