butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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I have got to lose weight!! Apparently no one wants to fuck a fat chick with herpes.
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
It got awkward when the girl working at planned parenthood continued to hit on me, after she knew about my STDs.
advice for life: when the cop takes your tallboy, don't ask for your coozy back
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
Getting up is taking longer than anticipated. Alcoholic fish bowls have made getting out of bed a multitstep process.
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
I just closed two deals on my laptop from my bathroom while smoking a bowl, like a bawssss. Working from home is my favorite.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
So here I am, sexting at work.
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
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