my brain is sober enough to have a conversation.. but my arms feel nice
I had new employee orientation at the YMCA today. I showed up with a hangover, a black eye, scratches down my arm, and a sore throat from puking gin and keystone.
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
Can we please start going to the gym before I accidentally kill someone via explosive fat girl pants button accident
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
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