Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
Need toilet paper. Napkins suck. Slowly running out of those two and the bleeding hasn't stopped. Your cat is next
Are you available to help carry me into the house Monday?
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
Randomize
