forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
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