I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
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You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
I just found my coat check number in my underwear.
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
Screw disneyland. This military base is the happiest place on earth. Even unnatractive dudes are completely fuckable in those uniforms, im never leaving
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
Went as "Party on, Wayne." And left as, "Partied out Wayne in a foot boot with new medical bills." Fuck Halloween...and vodka.
Remember that pair of super cute shorts I pooped in? I miss those 😔
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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