Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
mustard is like jesus in yellow tights
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
We were hooking up and you crawled into bed with us, because you had lost your phone and didn't "want to be alone at a time like this."
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
Is 9am too early to be eating a mozzarella stick I found in my purse? Yeah didnt think so. The fact that it tastes like vomit is concerning but not importanta.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
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