i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
I don't mean to complain but you could have done a better job of keeping me alive last night
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
My life is a joke. Told everyone last night that they could call me Mrs. McCormick because I'm gonna end up alone with a handle of peach vodka anyways.
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
Just FYI: if you happen to notice a liquid of some sort on my kitchen counter with an interesting color/ texture, don't taste it
I bonged champagne. And did keg stands. What in the actual fuck am I doing with my life?
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