question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
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