I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
You may want to re-read your sent texts from last night. You were texting me about your "fire shits" spelled 6 different ways between 3 and 5:30 AM.
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
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