I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
The good news is the house is clean, the bad news is someone redecorated the bonus room by spray painting "free willy" on the wall in honor of the girl who passed out in there last night.
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
I’m appalled by how severely I lower my standards when I’m horny & impaired
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