like literally i think i'm sweating out semen right now
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
Manscaping on you would be like trying to clean up the oil spill with a dixie cup.
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
Man my junk looks like a mangled grapefruit right now, this shit sucks.
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
Amanda, I can 99.9% assure you i'm probably never going to bang your mom
I DON'T LIKE THAT SENTENCE
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
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