doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
Being drunk at Chick-fil-A is a dystopian experience
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
Randomize