If a woman tells you she has been pink socked...don't move forward with her.
there is this woman at the counter who looks identical to linda ellerbee. and she's grinning. COME. INSIDE. NOW.
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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