let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
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