508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
I taped Calvin and Kyles heads together face to face while they were passed out. You should have seen them stumbling around using hungover teamwork trying to find scissors.
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
So i realized that if i bought everything from my google search history for the past week i would have a dolphin, a wolf costume, a unicorn costume, a katana and a bullet proof vest. Not sure how the dolphin would fit in but the rest of it would end up in one awesome night or someone would die. Either way i say we do it.
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
I just got a lap dance from a kid in the coconut bra... So not drunk enough for this.
Somehow I just turned an entire McDonald's bag upside down in my car and not a single fry fell out. The Lord really does work in mysterious ways.
He is completely naked, curled in a ball, and rocking back and forth in the shower humming lullabies to himself. This is your responsibility since I'm going to be fucking someone in 5.7 seconds.
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
Randomize
