She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
Matt is in the hospital again. the night nurse text me asking not to bring the boombox again. is it sad or awesome that they are starting to know us?
I think I may have appendicitis, but the house is like two blocks from the hospital so I'm just gonna go and drink anyway.
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
Goddamn right, I may not survive the apocalypse, but my eyebrows fucking will.
Randomize
