Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
One day I'll learn not to get drunk on a plane. Today is not that day.
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
As a gift to myself for being so awesome at being single, I'm going to buy a vibrator
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
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