Sorry, its so late. Remember your fat friend with huge boobs. i need her number..its an emergency
right as i was about to introduce them she goes "old fuck buddy, meet new fuck buddy."
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
We haven't even started dating yet but I already decided I'm going to cheat on her
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
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