I have the sudden urge to buy a Snuggie and wear it to the grocery store.
Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
Apparently tackling a bar stool and crashing to the floor while yelling for 6 shots of whiskey won't get you thrown out on St Pattys Day.
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
Major win last night. I traded my roommate two cigs for a six pack and a bag of beef jerky. This has been a Brian weekend update
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
You were crying hysterically
So that's why my heels were in the oven...
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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