I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
I found your dog. Now we are bros, so he is staying. Don't call, don't make it weird.
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
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