You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
I want to come over to your house, give you money for liquor, fuck you, and then kick it untill I have to go home. Was that blatent enough for you?
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
Jake just asked if thanksgiving was an american thing...I left the table
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
He told me about how he pissed his pants last weekend like it was a normal part of conversation. Within 10 minutes I was going home with him. I think he put me under some kind of spell.
This baby is an asshole
Sex-sore abs and my workout pants have gravel stains on the knees. It's like the workout of shame.
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
But it's ok cause then I turned my tequila blanket into a tequila comforter and I felt no pain
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
I woke up this morning cradling my vibrator like it was a baby
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
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