But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
There was this creepy guy on the bus. So I puffed out my stomach & began so hold my stomach like I was preggers.
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
you're the only person I know who would bring a water bottle of screwdriver to a wedding, and toast with it during the speech
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
As shirtless as possible
She thinks I come over for the sex, but I really come for the snacks.
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
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