My dad just yelled at me for going to youth group with out telling him. Apparently going out to fuck a girl without telling him gets me a high 5, going to youth group gets me grounded.
"auto-tuned camel" is how i'd describe the noises she made
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
Hey to make you feel better about last night, I just shit my pants.
I sat on the toilet and peed through my jeans, then I pissed the bed and blamed him...do you think well have a 2nd date?
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
He blacked out and wouldnt drink anything unless he funneled it, so I made him funnel water
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
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