Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
The freshman came home at 9 this morning with one heel, no pants, and a strangers sweatshirt covered in tequila-scented vomit. I think we're done corrupting her for a while.
He passed out on the patio with nothing on but his boxers. So we put our beer caps on him. Yeah he woke up with a polka dot sunburn.
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
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