my drunk step mom just informed me my dad likes reverse cowgirl. Please god kill me.
How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
I just used my VA prescription bottle of xanax to get a military discount at the liquor store. I win.
Only you could get away with that.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
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