chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
I passed out with my wizard stick taped to my hands and got woken up being poked with a St. Bernard
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
did i just see you in the movie theater carrying a margarita into Frozen?
All the 6 year olds are jealous of my alcohol
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
Pretty sure my boss knows there's Jack smell coming out of my pores right now... He just gave me a look...
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
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