I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
Just woke up with 34 slim-jims in my pocket. Too afraid to check the others.
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
New rule during sex: if it causes you to take your rings off, don't do it.
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
Randomize
