One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
oh god the rape fog is back!
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
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