bad: friday night i tripped and fell outside my dorm. worse: i just found out i broke my ankle. worst: i was shitfaced and don't remember any of this.
Id love to say been there done that but im a slutty drunk not a stupid one.
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
she wants me to meet her parents and she hasn't even met my penis yet.
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
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