Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
I sat in the mc D drive thru and refused to move till the chick gave me her number
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
You showed up at 4 a.m with two middle-aged men, a 200 dollar bottle of wine, three bottles of beer, no shoes on, and a half eaten red velvet cake.You are never drinking absinthe again.
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
I JUST WANT TO SIT IN MY UNDERWEAR AND WATCH THE BRAVES GAME AND NOT BE CONSTRAINED BY MY ED SHEERAN SHORTS
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