I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
17 year olds will be the death of me.
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
I fcuked ip.
Is this your way of telling me that you got drunk in your office before meeting with your dissertation advisor again? Or that you finally banged that freshman fraternity pledge?
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
I masturbated to my balding thirty-something co-worker last night. I am a new level of lonely.
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
I just ordered a onesie on amazon in the back of the ambulance while my patient was sleeping. I'm an adult
The longer the dick, the closer to Jesus when you’re on top.
There's a difference tho. *I* drink at seven in the morning because I work graveyards. YOU drink at seven in the morning cause you're an alcoholic.
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