what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
He was taking the condom off and he turns to me and says, "You know how snakes can shed their skin?"
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
I guess I realized I had a problem when I ordered 4 shots and told the bar wench to pour them all into 1 glass
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
I just found out my younger brother has me saved in his contacts as "Womb Primer" and I don't know what to do with this information
So my dad just asked, "did you leave without pants a lil bit ago?"
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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