Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
Dudeeeee, i ordered strippers for my party.
I ordered a moonbounce.
Fuck, you win.
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
Do you ever wake up and realize playing beer pong with your parents wasnt a dream? Your mom really beat you
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
Sorry, Geoff can’t come to his phone right now. He’s outside trying to show his dick to a bachelorette party bus with “DTF” written on the windows
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