every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...
I just told my boyfriend I think I might be pregnant using Emoji icons....
which icon did you use to tell him he's not the father?
mom asked me why i'm never sober at family events, i told her i learned it from her.
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
*tries to be fun and flirty* *literally gets peed on*
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