The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
Just found bacon bits in my pocket. Blackout buffet is the best.
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
My mom just called me to tell me that i dont have chlamydia. Awkward.
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
I thought the Bane mask would really repel dudes but instead I ended up grinding on a frat dude that whispered "bad bitch contest, you in first place" in my ear in a Batman voice
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
the bouncer just handed me a Starbucks bag of pound cake
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
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