I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
next time im at a party and go to fist bump the dude who took my virginity two years ago PLEASE STOP ME
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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