She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
Hindsight: Dressing up in nothing but a bra, booty shorts, and police tape made for the most awkward walk of shame of my life.
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
Dude so last night I was eating out my gf and her kitten climbed onto my back and fell asleep. AND SHE DIDN'T NOTICE FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
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