This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
you called me at 4 am to tell me you found the cracker barrel location where we'll have lunch next week
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
I've taken a shot every five minutes for the past twenty. His valentines cupcakes are going to be a fucking delicious vodka induced mess. Thinking about putting vodka in this next batch. I'm the best girlfriend.
I fell off my bed and busted open my chin on the prisoner of azkaban. Somehow missed the almost empty Jose handle next to it. So guess what I was doing last night?
Cool. Some 22 year old kids gave me a ride home from the bar last night. In related news, I made out with a 22yr old last night. He was adorable
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
I'm drunk in a place called Lick-A-Chick. PS. It's not a lesbian hot spot, they sell chicken.
look on the scale of 1 to the time you hit an old lady with your car chlamydia barely even rates
Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
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