ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
I woke up to find her cooking breakfast wearing nothing but my Nuggets jersey. I don't think this could end better.
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
Somewhere in the night I send my Dad a text stating "YOU failed as a parent"
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
We exchanged snapchat usernames instead of numbers. Is that what America has come to?
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
Why is "Oprah of drinks" written on my arms?
You said to write it on you, after you kept saying, "You get a drink, you get a drink, everyone gets a drink."
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