she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
Then you better bring Starbucks and a box of condoms in the morning.
Oh shit. This is getting real.
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
I just tried to order ice cream on my bagel. I think I should just call it
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
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