If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
mondays should just be called national damage control day
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
I woke up spooning my guard tube. Tell me I'm not the most dedicated lifeguard ever
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
I'll even be awesome and bring pizza for your family, just as a "hey thanks for letting a stranger get trashed at your house" gesture.
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
Statistics show that guys with slightly higher IQ scores and overly-trimmed eyebrows have micro penises. It's science.
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