You don't have asthma, your pregnant
Jerry, you need to find god
i was so high that i was eating crumbs of my bed only to realize they were fuzz thingies. fml.
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
Changing from sweatpants to jeans at 3 in the afternoon makes the day seem so much more productive than it actually was.
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
we just saw you getting yelled at by the cops for trying to 'hijack' a street sweeper...how have you not been arrested yet?
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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