Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I just queefed in yoga class and now the old man next to me is smiling at me.
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
So, my ex just showed me the drunk voicemail we left him last night. Started out with me saying "I think it's Shane." Then you took my phone and started singing a song about peanut butter, train tracks, and tequila. I joined in. On the upside, he said he's totally fine with being on the drunk dial list from now on. Soooo, another tequila night??
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
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