Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
I got turned off after he said, "i can see us in the future...me, you, and a back yard full of alpacas."
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
Literally told everyone you're my idol cause you ate a chicken nugget off a sword
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
I'll be coming off of 7 days of not drinking. No horse tranqs either. I haven't been this sober since I was in the womb
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