Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
You surviving the open bar?
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I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
My entire summer has consisted of being too drunk for this shit, too sober for this shit, or too hungover for this shit.
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
You know those times when you're sitting down for a while and r like damn I'm sober but then stand up and r like WOAH HOLD UP.
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
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