in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
my room smells like sperm. sweet.
i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
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