Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she can't stop having the shits.
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
This girl just stopped in the middle of a sentence because of my blue eyes. She said she got lost in them. I am laying pipe tonight.
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
I'm gonna be a few minutes late, some asshole just fell off the ferry so we had to stop.
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
Please note: when a bouncer tells you to leave, pointing out that their career path makes them a much better judge what to do will not make you friends
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
Randomize
