Are you seriously drinking already? It's 11AM. Still morning.
I'm going by McDonald's time. And since they stop serving breakfast at 10:30 and start serving lunch, it is now afternoon.
The one night I bring a girl home you leave the footloose soundtrack playing.
so I got guilt tripped into giving her a new years kiss, and she proceeded to try and eat my face while mounting me. when you give a mouse a cookie...
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
A real best friend would support the hoe in me. Not remind me of what happened the last time I slept with a boss
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
Randomize
