I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
i had to apologize to my friends for being friends with me
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
You ass. You're not the one who bought me flowers, so obviously you will not be the recipient of the blow job of gratitude.
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
Fuck you bitch. You're married. You got a live-in dick at home for your needs. I still gotta surf this shitty town's bars for cock
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