Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
He said I was the "egg mcmuffin" of blowjobs. I'm flattered.
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
Update: they told me I was twerking to twenty one pilots
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