Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
i just pissed myself at work. maybe they'll buy the old coffee spill trick
It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
On my way to get pizza I followed a dog into Salvation Army where I was just hired
I'm pretty sure I imagined the dog... They still hired me
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
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