But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
I woke up with a random mailbox in my room with a note that said "this should probably be returned. Happy Thursday!"
Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
I have no idea why my husband is mad that I came home at 4 am & all I want to do is eat spaghettios. It's not fucking spaghettios fault.
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
I'm just imagining Oprah like "you're popping a boner, and you're popping a boner...EVERYONE IS POPPING A BONER"
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
I better get weekly incoherent text messages or I will assume something is wrong.
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
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