No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
I am laying on the kitchen floor eating cold chicken fingers and drinking wine. welcome to my new years party.
Today was the day I stopped kidding myself and started buying the handle of vodka.
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
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